NOTICE: None of my work is stock. Zero permission is granted to anyone at any time to reuse my work without my EXPLICIT WRITTEN PERMISSION. Violators will be kicked, beaten, stoned, and burned at the stake. Survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible.
Two years ago I stopped putting my work on here because some of you asshats were swiping it and selling it to third parties. I'm back, I'm smarter, wiser, and a LOT more of an a-hole than you want to discover. By all means, enjoy looking at my work. Steal it and you'll wish you were dead when I'm done with you.
Current Residence: Worcester, MA
Favourite genre of music: HARD ROCK & HEAVY METAL
Favourite photographer: Arny Freytag
Favourite style of art: Contemporary/Modern day pinup, glamour, artistic nudes as well as tasteful glamour nudes.
Operating System: I'm one of Bill's mindless minions
Shell of choice: PowerShell
Wallpaper of choice: The padded walls of my cubicle.
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, Robot Chicken
Personal Quote: You know what the funny thing is?....